Kidlet: Poop on the potty?
Amy: Do you need to poop?
Kidlet: [nodding] Yeah!
Kidlet climbs stairs, Amy follows behind.
Kidlet: Diapa off?
Amy: Yup. Diaper off [undresses kidlet from the waist down]
Kidlet: [sits on potty] Poop?
Amy: Go for it!
Kidlet: [makes scrunched-up poopy face] All done!
Amy: [looks in potty, finds it empty] I thought you had to poop.
Kidlet: [nods furiously] Poop on the potty!
Amy: There's no poop there.
Kidlet: [clapping] Yay kidlet! Poop on the potty! Big girl! [does potty dance]
Amy: [looks in potty again. Really. No poop in there]
Kidlet: [dances into her bedroom] New diapa?
Amy: [sighs] Whatever...