I got the insurance job, bitches!
That's right, I sold my nursing license to the Man and am now going to make a living as a nurse who has nothing whatsoever to do with patients! SCORE!
I know, I know: insurance companies are evil, and they run the world and only care about making money, and nurses are supposed to care about patients and have compassion, etc...
I know, and yet I do not care. If you are a bedside nurse and you find your career rewarding or fun or otherwise wonderful, good for you. I do not find bedside nursing to be rewarding, fun, or otherwise wonderful. In fact, I will be very happy to never have to touch another sick person again.